Maio 2013
hhumanoid:
thatinvinciblekid:
samifersexual:
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onoasa:
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
yorshs:
“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
exasperated sigh
1 marcador
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
congragulation:
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
capnpea:
Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
theguyunderyou:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
One Infection
student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
sweetsyren:
yourendorphine:
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
Just in case you were wondering: IT’S TRUE.
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
celtysturlusons:
animes i need to watch
2 marcadores
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
